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IN MY RESEARCH, BEFORE I STARTED SELLIN' THESE, I FOUND JUST ONE OTHER LIKE THEM...
AND IT WAS IN MERELY "GOOD" CONDITION & SOLD FOR $55
(MORE SPECIFIC DETAILS BELOW)
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$40 << KENNEDY <<<>>> JOHNSON FLASHER >> $40
FREE SHPG ~ 1ST CLASS USPS ~ TO ANYWHERE IN THESE
UNITED STATES (FREE TO YOU, THAT IS)
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RED, WHITE, & BLUE "KENNEDY" <<>> "JOHNSON" FLASHER BUTTON, WITH THEIR RESPECTIVE HEADS -N- SURNAMES DOIN' THE FLASHIN' , AND STARS -N- STRIPES IN THE BACKGROUND ... 2 1/2" IN DIAMETER ... IN EXCELLENT CONDITION ... VERY SCARCE ACCORDING TO TED HAKE -- PER HIS WEBSITE ... ALSO, SAME BUTTON, IN GOOD CONDITION, SOLD FOR $55 AT AN AUCTION ON TED'S WEBSITE (AUCTION #411, BUT THAT WAS QUITE AWHILE AGO)
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IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE INTERESTED IN THE BACKSTORY, READ ON ... IF NOT, SKIP PAST THIS STARTITIONED AREA...
THERE ARE TWO EQUALLY INTRIGUIN' & PLAUSIBLE VERSIONS ABOUT HOW IT GOT INTO THE HANDS OF MY VERY SKETCHY SOURCE...
>>VERSION I: MY SOURCE ACQUIRED THE BUTTON IN 1963 FROM A STATE CO-CHAIRMAN FOR THE KENNEDY CAMPAIGN ... (PSSSST... OVER HERE ... TO BE FRANK, IT WAS THE HOME STATE OF THE PERSON KENNEDY SELECTED TO GIVE THE KEYNOTE ADDRESS AT THE 1960 DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION...)
>>VERSION II: SETTING >> A TIMELESS-SHARE-RESORT ON AN ISLAND, WHICH, FOR CONVENIENCE, WILL HENCEFORTH BE REFERRED TO AS,"MARLON BRANDO'S ISLAND"...
SO-O-O-O... JFK, RFK, MLK, AMELIA EARHART, MALCOLM X, JANIS JOPLIN, JOHN LENNON, & KURT COBAIN WERE ALL DECORATIN' & PLAYFULLY BOOBY-TRAPPIN' THE HUT INHABITED BY GANDHI & JANIS AS A PRACTICAL JOKE FOR GANDHI'S BIRTHDAY ... Y'KNOW, TP-IN'... PUTTIN' KETSUP-COATED THREADS ACROSS THE DOORWAYS ... PLACIN' MARLON IN GANDHI -N- JANIS' BEDROOM, EATIN' A HUGE STEAK, & ACCESSORIZED WITH NOTHIN' BUT A GASOLINE- SOAKED- TIRE- NECKLACE ... FUNNY STUFF LIKE THAT ...
ANYHOOVER, WHILE THIS WAS GOIN' ON, BRUCE LEE, BUDDY HOLLY, JIM MORRISON, JOHN BELUSHI, ANWAR SADAT, & JOHN CANDY WERE ALL KEEPIN' GANDHI BUSY BY RIFLIN' THROUGH JFK'S HUT, GRABBIN' UP ALL SORTSA POLITICAL MEMORABILIA ... THEN, BRUCE PUT IT ALL IN A GIANT GOURD, SEALED IT WITH A KICK, & THREW IT INTO THE OCEAN ... 6 MONTHS LATER, IT WASHED UP ON A WEST COAST BEACH IN THE U.S. OF A., AFTER WHICH, ITS CONTENTS WERE ACQUIRED BY MY SOURCE...
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ALL SALES FINAL (UNLESS, OF COURSE, I'VE BEEN "PERSUADED", BY SHADOWY GUVMINT FORCES, TO GROSSLY MISREPRESENT THE ITEMS IN QUESTION) SO BE INQUISITIVE...
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...OH, AND AS FOR GANDHI'S BIRTHDAY PARTY ... WHILE GANDHI & HIS DISTRACTORS WERE CLEANIN' UP AFTER PLUNDERIN' JFK'S HUT, HE FIGURED OUT WHAT HIS FRIENDS WERE UP TO ... AND, HE GOT SO EXCITED AT THE PROSPECT OF A SURPRISE PARTY, THAT HE JUMPED UP AND BROKE HIS LEG ... AND PRETTY SEVERELY, TOO ... BECAUSE, Y'KNOW, AFTER ALL, IT WAS A KENNEDY COMPOUND FRACTURE...
...ANYHOOTENANNY, NOT SURPRISINGLY, THE PARTY WENT ON ANYWAY ... AND, OF COURSE, THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE EVE'NIN WAS WHEN MARILYN MONROE JUMPED OUTTA THE CAKE & SANG, "HHHHHA-A-APP- PPPYYYY BIRRTHHHH-DAY, TIMELESS- SHARE- RESORT RRRRE-ZZZZZI-DENT..." ,
ALTHOUGH, MLK'S "I HAVE ICE CREAM" SPEECH SENT QUITE A RIPPLE THROUGH THE CROWD &
WAS A CLOSE SECOND...
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