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CLICK HERE TO ACCESS A VERY SPECIAL HOLIDAY MESSAGE TO GEN. BILL "WART ON CHRISTMAS" O'REILLY
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PHONEBLATHERINGS: 07/01/2005 ~ 07/08/2005 ~ 07/15/2005. . .
____ CANNES-TRIVED FILM FESTIVAL 2005 ____
( WEEK#1: 07-01-2005 )
…AND WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL SUMMER RUN OF OUR HOME-BASED MULTIPLEX THEATER…
IN THEATER#1
WE HAVE THE PERENNIAL FAVORITE:
“WHO'S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA DIRTY DANCIN' WITH WOLVES”
IN #2:
“BLUE VELVET LAGOON”
IN #3:
“CHEAPER BY THE DIRTY DOZEN”
IN #4:
“BREAKFAST FIGHT CLUB AT TIFFANYS”
IN #5:
“12 ANGRY MUSIC MEN & ROSEMARY'S BABY”
…AND DON'T FORGET OUR MIDNIGHT MOVIE, WITH FREE COCKTAILS & A REMOTE FOR EACH PERSON…
THIS WEEK'S FEATURE:
“FANTASTIC FOURPLAY”
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(WEEK#2: 07-08-2005)
...AND WELCOME TO WEEK #2 OF THE ANNUAL SUMMER RUN OF OUR HOME-BASED MULTIPLEX THEATER…
IN THEATER#1:
“THAT'S SMITH & WESSON, NOT SMITH & WESSON OIL…”
YES, IT'S “DIRTY HARRY & THE FLORENCE HENDERSONS”
IN #2:
“THREE LION KINGS & I, CLAUDIUS”
IN #3:
“PEE WEE'S BIG POSEIDON ADVENTURE IN BABYSITTING”
IN #4:
“THROW MOMMA FROM THE TRAIN…SPOTTING”
…AND DON'T FORGET OUR MIDNIGHT MOVIE, WITH FREE COCKTAILS & A REMOTE FOR EACH PERSON…
THIS WEEK'S FEATURE:
“CHARLIE'S ANGELS & THE LIKE-WATER-FOR-CHOCOLATE FACTORY”
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(WEEK#3: 07-15-2005)
...AND WELCOME TO WEEK #3 OF THE ANNUAL SUMMER RUN OF OUR HOME-BASED MULTIPLEX THEATER…
IN THEATER#1:
"THE NUTTY PROFESSIONAL"
IN #2:
“2001 FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST”
IN #3:
“AROUND THE WORLD ACCORDING TO GARP IN 80 DAYS OF THUNDERBOLT & LIGHTFOOT”
IN #4:
“THE ORDINARY PEOPLE UNDER THE 39 STEPS VS OUR MAN LARRY FLYNT”
…AND DON'T FORGET OUR MIDNIGHT MOVIE, WITH FREE COCKTAILS & A REMOTE FOR EACH PERSON…
THIS WEEK'S FEATURE:
“PUMP FRICTION”
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PHONEBLATHERING: 06/05/2005...
FUNF - VHER - FUNF --- SIEBEN - DRIE - SVIE - DRIE…
VE HAVE VAYS OF MAKING YOU TALK
VE JUST VISH VE HAD A VAY
TO MAKE YOU SHUT ZA HELL UP ! ! !
ZA BEEP VILL MAKE YOU TALK NNNOWWW
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PHONEBLATHERING: "H U R T" (GLUTTONFEST/DAY OF THE OVERFED VERSE)...
HI, I'M 545-XXXX. . .
I HURT MYSELF GLUTTONFEST DAY
TRYIN' TO FINISH THIS 30,000 CALORIE MEAL
NOW I'M FOCUSED ON THE PIE
I SURE HOPE THE WHIP CREAM'S REAL
THIS SHOULD FILL MY SOUL
TO THAT BELIEF I CLING
THIS FOOD WILL FILL THE VOID
IF NOT, I'LL BUY MORE BLING
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A VERY SPECIAL MESSAGE TO GEN. BILL " WART ON CHRISTMAS " O'REILLY :
GEN. BILL "WART ON CHRISTMAS" O'REILLY, YOUR COMMITMENT TO YOUR DEEPLY-HELD
CHRISTIAN FAITH HAS BEEN VERY INSPIRATIONAL, INDEED. ESPECIALLY DURING THIS PAST
CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY SEASON(2005), WHEN, TO PROTEST THE SINFUL INADEQUACY OF PUBLIC
& COMMERCIAL VALIDATION FOR YOUR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS*, YOU'VE CHOSEN TO
ABANDON MANY OF ITS CORE PRINCIPLES AND ACT IN WAYS I'D PREVIOUSLY
CONSIDERED QUITE UN-CHRIST-LIKE.
(*ACCORDING TO BILL'S INTERPRETATION OF THE BIBLE'S ZONING LAWS, CHRISTIANITY MUST BE VALIDATED EVERY 15 FT*)
THUS, I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR TEACHING ME THAT:
"J" IS FOR "JUVENILE DOUCHEBAG"
"E" IS FOR "EGO-CENTRIC PRICK"
"S" IS FOR "SPIRITUAL FACIST"
"U" IS FOR "UNCONDITIONAL ASSHOLE"
"S" IS FOR "SANCTIMONIOUS MOTHERFUCKER"
IF NOT FOR YOU, I MIGHT'VE GONE A-WHOLE-NOTHER YEAR
THINKIN' IT MEANT SOMETHIN' ELSE ENTIRELY.
MATTHEW 6:13
(P.M., THAT IS)
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